TwinuX's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Dec 14, 2013 @ 7:00pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Dec 14, 2013 @ 7:24pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 8:06pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2016 @ 10:12pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 9:14pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 9:25pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 10:53pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 11:59pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 5:00pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2014 @ 8:43pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:18pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2016 @ 10:14pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:29pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:11pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:32pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:37pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:09pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 11:58pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2017 @ 1:07am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Dec 14, 2013 @ 7:06pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jul 27, 2014 @ 9:49pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Oct 30, 2019 @ 2:12am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Jul 27, 2014 @ 9:49pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 11:58pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 2:24pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 8:29pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:51pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 9:09pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 8:25pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 3:33pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2014 @ 9:34pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:21pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked Oct 30, 2019 @ 2:12am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 8:27pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 9:30pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Dec 14, 2013 @ 7:12pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 9:27pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Dec 14, 2013 @ 6:55pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Dec 14, 2013 @ 7:11pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Dec 14, 2013 @ 7:04pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jul 27, 2014 @ 9:49pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 11:42pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 10:43pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 11:17pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2014 @ 10:10pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 9:42pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 2:40pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 2:22pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked Jan 29, 2014 @ 8:36pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Oct 30, 2019 @ 2:12am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked Dec 30, 2016 @ 2:20am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

29 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30