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Recent reviews by Turbo Donkey

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23 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
I saw other reviews before I bought his game, and was not expecting much, and I have to say that my very low expectations were not met. This is basically a pre-alpha demo. There's no actual game here at all, no explanation of what to do, no story, no meaningful goals. The only thing there is to do is to knock bins over and eat garbage. I know, that sounds great, but it gets old in about 30 seconds. There are some very very very basic errors and awful jankiness that absolutely must be addressed before anyone should be asked to part with money for this. It feels like a game jam entry that ran out of time.

The idea is brilliant. It could be super charming. The animation is very raccoony. I'm not going to refund, because I want to support the developer. But really, if you buy this, be aware that you are simply donating your money - you must expect nothing in return.

It's possible that this could become fun in the future. I hope so. I am concerned, though, that it'll need a rewrite from the ground up. It's very clear that there have been some very questionable architecture decisions, that will only be cured with cleansing fire.
Posted December 3, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
555.5 hrs on record
I love this kind of game, and I really wanted to love Antimatter Dimensions. However, as the game progresses, I'm getting more and more puzzled. I can't work out what I'm supposed to do next, and I can't summon the enthusiasm to work out how to set things up to go faster. The last straw came when I realised that it was going to take another ten days of running the game in order to get the next upgrade, which wasn't actually going to make much of an impact anyway. Then I realised that the fun had stopped a couple of weeks ago, and I was just chasing that "numbers going up" thrill in vain. If you're super analytical and get fun from pure maths, then go for it. It's not for me.
Posted March 20, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
839.5 hrs on record (324.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Seems pretty good. I dunno though, I might need a few more hours to really form an opinion.
Posted June 24, 2022.
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96.5 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's super janky, it's ugly, but it's SO MUCH FUN!! Run around, pick up gems, try to survive, power up! A very very fun and satisfying game. Buy it immediately. No excuses, just get it.
Posted January 29, 2022.
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11.1 hrs on record
Weird, charming, psychedelic, short. Get it on sale. My playtime says that I played it for 11 hours but this is, in large part, an "idle" game. I loved it, but your mileage may vary
Posted November 29, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
101.9 hrs on record (72.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This wonderful game ticks so many boxes for me. I love the exploration, the building and rebuilding of crazily complex machines, the atmosphere, the progression, it's all great. It looks beautiful, too. Everything about this game is incredibly well done. It's still in early access to - I can see myself playing this again from the start at some future point, when it's done. As it is right now, there's a fantastic amount of content. Even at 72 hours played, I've seen less than a quarter of the world. If you enjoy Factorio, or you like building complex mechanisms in Minecraft, you should absolutely definitely get this game.
Posted November 28, 2020.
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1.1 hrs on record
Brutally hard, very eerie, incredibly polished gameplay. I can only survive for 60 seconds but I still keep going back and playing it. The game is unforgiving, but it never feels like it's punishing you. You have all the tools that you need to survive - you just have to acquire the skill to use them. Absolutely outstanding game.
Posted March 19, 2018.
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