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Yep, this is me for sure. I'm just a problem solver, and people seem to pick up on that, but I've developed a little trick over the years to get the upper hand on these emotional leeches. I tell them to lay down on their backs and turn their head to the side, then I lay down sort of next to them facing the opposite direction so that our heads are pretty much 69ing. I tell them to just relax, and they're always crying at this point which is perfectly natural, even if I couldn't care less. Once the reach a moment of calm, and this moment can be very brief because I'm very quick, I lock nostrils with them. Our heads our 69ing and I vacuum seal my nostrils to theirs, and with a tremendous inhale, a suck, I suck the pitiful remains of their souls right out of them and an consume it. Right out the nose it goes. Right into my body to be processed and forgotten. How's that for healing, huh? They're nothing but an empty husk after I 69 suck their soul right out their nose.

your crazy

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amazing medic!!!! ( my eye hurts)

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