to all the tarnished playing elden ring...

BEWARE OF THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he has invaded me not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES!!!!

he keeps using a bleed weapon and i die instantly! everytime i try to play i die die die to this guy! i just want to beat the boss, but you keep being annoying!

-rep BLOCK HIM! he is camping the area before margit

i used to say old memes like its over 9000, but then i took a WEEGEE to the knee...because this is sparta.

MY WIFE also steel mi cheezburgur because i accidentally a coke can with long cat. and zoidburg.

charlie also bit me while keyboard cat played him off and yo dawg stole your doge and lolcat... FUUU

ceiling cat ate your cake (which is a lie) and danced to the harlem shake with psy from gangnam style.

our AWESOME party is cool and grumpy cat trolled us and spilled the punch....AAAAAND its gone. this is why we can't have nice things.

ERMAGERD We'll have to get some MOAR punch and DINNER and durude - sandstorm...and nutella.

but thats what the government doesn't want you to hear

This is a story all about how i dance with my pants

with my hand in a box. but the question is... will it blend?

SPAGHETTI HAMSTER DANCE

CCCCCOMBO BREAKER

Ummm dude...? Where have you been? You missed so many seasons of Fall Guys. I miss you bro. We gotta get more crowns together sometime.

Brooooooooooooo, I'm so faded right now, I can barely walk straight🥴. This zaza is strong as fudge, no cap lil homie🤯. I swear, my mind is in a different dimension right now🌀. I'm seeing colors and shapes that I've never seen before, it's like a whole new world🌍. I'm feeling so chill and relaxed, it's like all my problems disappeared into thin air🌬️. This zaza is the real deal, man👌. You gotta try it sometime, it's the bomb like Osama 💣

This guy is alright but sometimes he just stares at your crotch. One time he grabbed by balls and fondled them quite a lot and I found that to be pretty weird not gonna lie. I nicknamed him Ball Fondler because I am kinda scared he would catch me off guard again and fondle my nuts.

She pisses and she faaarts,
Sometimes she shartsss
Booty rockin' cow gurl, come into mah barn!

Okay.

so not interested in hearing me out?

WHY WOULD U REMOVE UR COOL FRIEND PILOTBLAND YOU JERK!!

Added to talk about one of your hats

Added to offer

Wanted to ask about one of your items :)

yO, was interested in the PE beak

added to trade like the rest of em

Added for trade!

added to make an offer on the GBH engi's cap

pe beak

added to trade

YO MR WHITE. WE NEED TO COOK

You funny guy, I the medic

jesse is that you

added 4 trade

added for unusual

YO MISTA WHITE AHHH YOU GATTA METHA

added for trade

added to trade

Adding you for a trade

4 trade

Yo Mr. White!!

Back off Gus, we got our own deal going on now.

Walt?

added for trade related

“... there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.”

Added to ask about an item you own.

Added to talk about an item

Added for the salty

Salty Dog price firm?

nice pfp

你的手指在工厂被砍断了吗？ 好吧，你最好打电话给扫罗

just asking if youre willing to sell the overclocked gridiron guardian.

i have questions regarding

i have questions regarding a scout unusual combo

Wanna offer on your stuff

dude its funky kong have some respect

SHUT UP!!!!!! IM PLAYING RISK OF RAIN.

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Friendly Guy !!! ❤️
We can be friends for future games ^_^


✅✅✅+REP Good Player
✅✅✅+REP Good Friend
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day !




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theres a ryan on

there's a ichiban on your profile

there's a zombie on your profile