Everytime I get a Jester award on my profile, I get a lil chubbed ngl.

My upbringing:
In a quaint little town, nestled between rolling hills and babbling brooks, lived an extraordinary woman named Agnes Mintz. Affectionately known as "Granny Aggie" to everyone in the town, she was none other than the grandmother of the well-known actor Chris Mintz-Pie.

Granny Aggie had a presence that commanded respect, with her silver hair always impeccably styled and her piercing gaze revealing a depth of experience beyond her years. Behind her warm smile lay the secrets of her high-stakes life as a skilled and dedicated hitman for the CIA.

Standing at just over five feet tall, her delicate frame belied the immense strength and training she possessed. She was known to effortlessly take down adversaries twice her size with swift and calculated maneuvers. Her ability to incapacitate several 300-pound Russian operatives with one swift punch while executing acrobatic backflips left even her fellow agents in awe.

Chris Mintz-Pie often reminisced about his visits to Granny Aggie's charming cottage. Amid the stories of family and town gossip, she would subtly share tales that held hidden codes and encrypted messages. These were lessons in espionage, imparted with a playful twinkle in her eye, teaching him to be attentive and quick-witted. Chris knew that despite her profession living amongst shadows and mysteries, she held one particular secret quite closely; the family mince-pie recipe. In all facets, it was very famous. It was how the family name originated, and came to be so prestigious.

As Chris's acting career blossomed, Granny Aggie remained his unwavering anchor. She followed his success from the shadows, providing a unique perspective on the world he was navigating. Her guidance was instrumental, not only in his career choices but also in helping him maintain a level head amidst the chaos of fame.

Balancing her life as an absolute menace with that of a doting grandmother, Granny Aggie was a master of disguise. Her unassuming demeanor allowed her to seamlessly integrate into the community while carrying out covert missions. Her ability to switch between roles was a testament to her remarkable skills and unwavering commitment.

When Granny Aggie's health began to wane, it was a bad hip surgery that led to her untimely passing. The truth about her double life remained known to only a select few. The town mourned the loss of their beloved Granny Aggie, while the intelligence community recognized the legacy of a dedicated agent who had served her country with unparalleled loyalty.

In the heart of the town, a memorial stood in honor of the enigmatic woman who had touched so many lives – and taken a few. And as Chris Mintz-Pie continued to captivate audiences with his performances, he knew that his extraordinary Granny Aggie's influence was not only in the lessons she had taught him but also in the unwavering determination she exhibited in both her roles – as a grandmother and as an active CIA operative.