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28 of 54 (52%) achievements earned:
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Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 9:13am

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion
Unlocked May 26 @ 4:19am

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 7:34am

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 8:12am

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 8:50am

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 8:24am

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 7:25am

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:03am

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 11:05am

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Unlocked May 12 @ 8:01am

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked May 27 @ 9:54am

Cannibanana

Lick a banana as an Abominana
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 6:22am

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 9:35am

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 8:22am

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 11:19am

French Fika

Lick the croissant
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 10:41am

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 8:41am

Car Cave

Find the secret garage
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 7:57am

Black Market

Find the shady merchant
Unlocked May 11 @ 8:46am

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 7:45am

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 8:25am

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 8:48am

[REDACTED]

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 6:19am

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 8:59am

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 7:30am

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 6:17am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 7:35am

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 8:43am



Streaking

Run naked on the football field

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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