Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của Coordinati Coglione

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg07, 2017 @ 2:40am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2017 @ 7:25am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg07, 2017 @ 9:12am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2017 @ 7:31am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg07, 2017 @ 9:24am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 14 Thg07, 2017 @ 7:58am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2017 @ 10:25am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg07, 2017 @ 1:31pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg07, 2017 @ 9:02am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 14 Thg07, 2017 @ 7:53am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg07, 2017 @ 9:18am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg07, 2017 @ 2:34am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg07, 2017 @ 8:08am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2017 @ 10:07am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg07, 2017 @ 9:02am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2017 @ 10:19am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 14 Thg07, 2017 @ 8:03am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2017 @ 10:26am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 14 Thg07, 2017 @ 7:17am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2017 @ 7:33am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2017 @ 7:07am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2017 @ 7:07am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg07, 2017 @ 2:35am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg07, 2017 @ 7:59am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg07, 2017 @ 2:42am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

0 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

655 / 1,000

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

14 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

0 / 30

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