I was only tit years old. I loved Aimlab so much, I was Grandmaster I level on the leaderboard. I'd pray to State Space Labs every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Aimlab is love", I would say, "Aimlab is life". My dad hears me and calls me a shill. I knew he was just a jealous I was so much better than him. I called him a aimlabless peasant who just buys NFTs. He slaps me and gives me a Timeout on Discord. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's State Space Labs. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Go forth child, spread the word of Aimlab". He grabs me with his powerful precise hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for State Space Labs.

I just gooned to your profile.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have gooned to your profile has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may goon to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:

You have an attractive pfp,

You played well in a game on my team,

Your account was aesthetically pleasing.

Am I obligated to goon to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned gooning, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.

How can I get more people to goon to my profile in the future?
Accept the compliment and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to goon as long as your profile pleases me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right.

Howsers

sirviolet
Oct 7 @ 1:43pm
HL and rgl medals?? doesnt play like a comp player. Salty taunt'ist too qwq. Quite sad and ew furry.. thought they were suppose to be good at the game??

the jelq monster

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