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+rep this man came up to my house and started pissing on my shrubbery. I asked him to stop and he told me that God commanded him to do this. Puzzled, I inquired why God wanted this. Before I could even finish my sentence, he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ charged at me and kicked me in the urethra, truly sounded me with his size 9 1/2 shoe. As you can imagine, I double over from the worst pain I've ever experience. It was when I looked at him again and I could see his throat bloating to extreme proportions, much like that of a frog's. Then, he opened his mouth and without moving his lips, he spoke "Because God thinks you're gay" and ran away.

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