RayJump's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 9:52am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 7:14am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2015 @ 8:45am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Jun 6 @ 7:10am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 7:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 7:27am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 9:53am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2015 @ 9:45am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 2:13am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 5:03am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked May 29, 2017 @ 12:38pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 9:52am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2017 @ 12:33am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2017 @ 3:52am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2017 @ 1:22am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 4:05am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2015 @ 9:38am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 5:21am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 6:30am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 2:21am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked May 29, 2017 @ 12:42pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 1:29am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 2:26am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked May 29, 2017 @ 12:43pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 9:53am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked May 24, 2017 @ 11:20am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2015 @ 8:45am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 1:48am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2015 @ 8:45am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked Dec 17, 2019 @ 12:31pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 5:56am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 9:27am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 7:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2015 @ 8:18am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Apr 18, 2015 @ 4:55am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 1:06am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 6:52am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 1:28am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2015 @ 9:02am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2017 @ 12:16am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2015 @ 1:50am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2015 @ 8:39am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:08am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked Apr 18, 2015 @ 4:35am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 9:55am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2017 @ 1:14am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 9:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 7:07am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 5:36am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked Apr 21, 2017 @ 1:17pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2017 @ 4:06am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 12:47pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2017 @ 1:10am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2017 @ 3:44am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2017 @ 6:18am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2017 @ 1:14am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2017 @ 12:43am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2017 @ 12:31am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

23 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

22 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

6 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

9 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

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