Recent reviews by Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetle

Hackers ruined online and Rockstar let them then they destroyed the wrong community.

Wow, I dont normally review games, but man this game needs to be recognized for the great game it is. Imagine any Moba, or ASSFAGGOTS (Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides), take away all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the complexity, the items, creeps and distill it into pure reflex, mechanics, and pvp, pack it in a 4 minitue or so timeframe and you have Battlerite. I'll say it like this: If Dota 2 is tobacco(old habit, cant quit, lotta ♥♥♥♥ to look out for), League is crack (seems cheap at first, never fulfilling always addictive, and anti-social) this game is cocaine. Its focused, pure fun, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one quick line and you are hooked. 10/10 game, truly a extremely fun distraction to the typical MOBAS and the various FPS games dominating the market.