[YMH] Papa Garbs
Daddy   Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Are you getting sleepy now children? That's good. Mmmmmmm, I smell pork chops. Does your dad cook? Oooh, can't stop thinking about your dad. Just feels so right children. You're gonna give me your dads email address. I cant wait to meet your pep-pep.
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These are given freely to all my children
About me
Hi! I'm Garbs. I'm just another spacka on the bus licking snots off the windows, but I can probably kick a penny floater higher than you can!

If you came to my profile because you played TF2 with me it's worth noting that I'm probably older than you. I started playing TF2 in April 2011 having previously been seriously into Unreal, Unreal Tournament, and Quake 1 through 3. Now an ex-comp heavy / soldier main, I usually play soldier in pubs because pub players typically have no idea how to play around a heavy. I do try to play heavy in casual when I think it's viable or if we have a blatantly good medic, and that usually results in a total roll. Since the advent of casual and the removal of quickplay however, I mostly play MVM Mann Up. Two Cities to be specific - and I play with a fairly tight knit group of friends. If you got mad at me in Casual or Boot Camp for being a "lime scout" eh, cry some more. Git gud.

Two Cities aussie drops:

Tour 4 - Black Box - Kept
Tour 28 - Knife - Given to a friend :B1:
Tour 38 - Ambassador - Sold
Tour 49 - Scattergun - Sold
Tour 56 - Blutsauger - Sold
Tour 103 - SMG - Sold
Tour 192 (Tour 200 total) - Frontier Justice - Given to a friend :B1:
Tour 198 - Ambassador - Sold

Total MVM tours: 222

If you're going to add me, make a comment on my profile first or I'll instantly decline, especially if your profile is low level and / or we have no friends in common. If you do try to add me and have one of those "copy pasted TF2 Tourney player" info boxes on your profiIe I'll block you and report you for scamming too. I'm not really a spacka. Still love licking snots off the sunshine bus windows though.

respect yomps. or else.
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258 hrs on record
last played on Feb 27
69 hrs on record
last played on Feb 27
7,515 hrs on record
last played on Feb 25
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icy Jan 20 @ 8:28pm 
Pleasure playing with you, good game man. Take care!
rob Sep 5, 2020 @ 4:21pm 
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?
rob May 15, 2020 @ 10:08am 
I think d00m is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills d3m0ns and doesnt afraid of anything.
ToaD Jul 17, 2019 @ 9:25pm 
also added to shower with your dad
Gwog Jul 17, 2019 @ 9:25pm 
added to shower with your dad