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229.1 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted July 2, 2019.
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16.5 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Day 1: Saw some random child (not my son, I know I used protection) get stole by a naked man with weird tattoos.
Day 2: Smacked a seagull cause yes.
Day 3: Killed a cannibal, ripped its leg off, then proceeded to slaughter said cannibal's family with aforementioned cannibal's legs.
Day 4: Half naked woman decides to leave my home and run into the wild, rather than spend the night with me. What else is new?
Day 5: Nicknamed floating seagull "Sally".

Wish they'd get bug fixes out sooner than every half-month. But great game overall c: 100/99.99
Posted June 24, 2014. Last edited July 12, 2014.
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