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Mr. Seagull Dec 19, 2022 @ 2:51pm 
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Mr. Seagull Oct 2, 2022 @ 2:52pm 
IT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥ SUCKING AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSEST HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN👸🏿 OF THE THOTS!!! FORWARD THIS TO 7 OF THE 🍆THOTTIEST🍆 THOTS 💁🏿 THAT YOU KNOW WILL GET SOME 👉🏿👌🏿 SOON !!! IF YOU DON’T, BE PREPARED 🙍🏿 FOR 69 DAYS OF BAD LUCK ⚠️ 🍀
Mr. Seagull Mar 26, 2022 @ 6:06pm 
-rep balls size was greatly exaggerated
Sour Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:33am 
+rep big balls
TooProMex Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:24pm 
first
the.angry.carrot Feb 9, 2021 @ 9:29pm 
why