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North Pole.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win
or lose: it's how drunk you get.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets An Elephant
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To whom the mornings are like nights,
What must the midnights be!
-- Emily Dickinson (on hacking?)
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"But officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast
to the nearest gas station."
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"With molasses you catch flies, with vinegar you catch nobody."
-- Baltimore City Councilman Dominic DiPietro
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Wash: "And then came the lying to me about it, which for me is sort of the
highlight of this little adventure."
Zoe: "Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?"
Wash: "You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes."
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