Recent reviews by Techie

The epitome of "I only play it because my friends do"

The only things it brings to the table is being mainstream. Capitalistic greed, painfully slow development turnaround, and utterly lacking features make this almost completely worthless.

Why use a simple yet powerful existing engine to build your game on top of if you ride its coattails and basically do nothing yourself? It's like you took the three features you wanted to put on top of the Unity engine, slapped Spore's early-2000s UI design over it, called it "user generated content," proceeded to prevent users from creating other types of content through your own needlessly intolerant terms of service, and then enforced it before actually addressing the issues that content solved. None of these changes will affect crashers, racists, or other undesirable individuals from entering the platform. Banning 'unsafe' content is the easiest and most idiotic way out of possible situations that could ensue involving minors. Nothing that any recent update accomplishes actually addresses that which the userbase requires.

Given the slow development time, any integration of these features into the base game to replace modifications will likely have such a slow turnaround that half of your userbase will already be gone.

If I'm ever playing this game again, it will solely be because of the people I love and care about.

Also, if any of this is misinformed, maybe you should actually try to care about your public image rather than assuming everyone will dig deep into your development and update cycle? I'm a guy with a VR headset, not a journalist.

healthy addiction

Okay so basically Dell Conagher

Very satisfying animations, even at the 15 fps my computer runs it at. Very fun.

Steam Workshop integration allows for practically infinite possibilities, story is amazing. 10/10 would brain wipe to play again.

Yay