Syd Sustain
Dirk Wood   Tasmania, Australia
 
 



read about my family why don't you
the biters (hamateur our) (as well as thog) and pmt twenty three (paster) are my brothers for real
elvosz is my spiritual brother
strigiform gaming are my brothers from the schoolgirl days
alot of tf2 guys in bottiger's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are my brothers (sisters?) from the tf2 days extrapecially hellgrandma (hellgasmiles)

so there i was. deep in the ♥♥♥♥. i turned around - ♥♥♥♥. its a ♥♥♥♥♥. Now im in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ with a ♥♥♥♥♥ and im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. So i move on ahead because ♥♥♥♥ it. The ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a ♥♥♥♥♥ cant unshit the ♥♥♥♥ anyway.
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
69
Hours played
67
Achievements
some of the few socializations i experience
ELvosz: i hat life
ELvosz: i hat life
ELvosz: hat
Syd Sustain: hat
ELvosz: ♥♥♥♥
Syd Sustain: hats
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Syd Sustain: i was just watching a video about females
ELvosz: yo
ELvosz: females
ELvosz: ive heard about them
Syd Sustain: yeah i like them
Syd Sustain: they look pretty cool
ELvosz: yeh
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[11:05 AM]
Hellgasims:
Great Youre online

[11:05 AM]
Syd Sustain:
oh! Sorry about hat
that
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ELvosz: I just ran into my first random encounter shiny Pokémon
ELvosz: The last time this happened was like 2006 or something
ELvosz: Where I saw one but didn’t fully realize and ran from it because it was a girl
ELvosz: It’s really cool
ELvosz is now Away.
Syd Sustain: you run from girls too huh
ELvosz is now Online.
ELvosz: No
ELvosz: I run from girl machokes
ELvosz: That’s it
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ELvosz: I also had a dream where it was dark souls but youbplay as sonic
ELvosz: It was really weird
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● (Terrorist) simba @ Side Alley : you killed my wife
● (Terrorist) simba @ Tunnel Stairs : my beutiful lion wife
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ELvosz: A new sword art is coming out
ELvosz: Instead of the game in a game
Syd Sustain: f*co y)*
ELvosz: The game is in real life
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
ELvosz is now Online.
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
ELvosz: Look it up loser
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
ELvosz: Ordinal scale
ELvosz: That's its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ name
ELvosz is now Away.
Syd Sustain: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
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ELvosz: what if dark sousl waw like sword art part 1
ELvosz: you die once yoy die in real life
ELvosz: would anyone survive
Syd Sustain: i mean
Syd Sustain: probably not
Syd Sustain: like
Syd Sustain: unless
ELvosz: would anyone marry
ELvosz: id marry
Syd Sustain: you get together like sunlight bros
Syd Sustain: id marry soilair
Syd Sustain: e
Syd Sustain: solaire
ELvosz: hey
ELvosz: fupcker
ELvosz: id marry solaire
ELvosz: fight me for him'
Syd Sustain: no we cannot fight
Syd Sustain: we must band together
Syd Sustain: in jolly cooperation
Syd Sustain: polygamy
ELvosz: jolly polygamy
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Syd Sustain: im sure half of them have to do with tracers butt
ELvosz: tracer looked longingly at her own butt
ELvosz: her butt looked back
ELvosz: with a brimming passion
ELvosz: ill never let blizzard censor you my sweet
ELvosz: tracer said
ELvosz: as she did something
ELvosz: her butt felt tears forming in its eyes
ELvosz: her butt whispered under its breath
ELvosz: thank you
Syd Sustain: would her butt have a british accent too
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● *DEAD* ELvosz : be a man
● ELvosz : with all strenght of a aposdiuring fire
● Syd Sustain : typohen
● Syd Sustain : typohen
● ELvosz : mysterious ass the th e dkr soid of the mon
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ELvosz: if a hot twin tailled blonde asks you to watch a movie on her computer
ELvosz: dont
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ᴴ ᴱ ᴸ ᴸ ᴳ ᴬ 34 minutes ago
Honey I do not think so. My dude, I have money fame and sex. I do not have time for your petty BOWL ♥♥♥♥. I am living large and I hate ghosts
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mr. bitey: america is never the bad guys
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ELvosz: Sure was nice of chunsoft to invite us to their office huh Luigi
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ELvosz: Will you be the skater boy to my friendly cop
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pastamealtime23 - Today at 9:12 PM
bathtime for ferb and his big friend!
Review Showcase
53 Hours played
i don't-- no i don't want that on
what's up-- (heavy breathing) been getting a lot of rude claims about me lately people, and-- been saying... that I don't love Denver ghost hunts, well guess what I LOVE DENVER GHOST HUNTS
...and don't you say that I don't... I LOVE DENVER ghost hunts. (belabored breathing) the nerve and unmitigated gall that people have to say that I don't love Denver ghost hunts...? (sighs) not for me... f-- I LOVE DENVER GHOST hunts. okay? GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, and I love Denver guh-- (nervous laughter) GHOST HUNTS. I love Denver ghost hunts. (smacks cabinet) there's nothin' I love more... than DENVER GHOST HUNTS, alright? (chomps at thin air and exhales quickly) I love Denver ghost hunts, how many times I have to say it to-- get you haters to believe it? all you doubters... I go to Colorado, I go to Denver every MONTH to go on ghost hunts and you're-- having the say-- you have the-- rights to-- (grunts in exasperation) you have the thing-- you have the nerve to say that TO ME!? not on my-- not in my world... not in my world... I love Denver ghost hunts and there's not SH-- there's not CRAP! --you can say that won't think me-- that-- there isn't anything you can say that I won't-- that I wouldn't agree because I'm-- I love Denver ghost hunts. okay? (whispers) so could you please just stop saying that I don't love Denver ghost hunts...? I go on-- on them all the time... and you're saying...? come on... like, how do you... (sighs) how do you sleep at night knowing that you say that I don't love Denver ghost hunts? what? (sighs and shifts glasses) I love Denver ghost hunts... and I always have... I've-- every time I've gone on them-- I loved going on them. so what're you thinking about when you're saying-- to say that I don't love Denver ghost hunts? just think for a little bit :). try to use your head. that somebody might have feelings? whenever you're trying to say that they don't love Denver ghost hunts. and that's the end of that. and that's the end of the story-- one, two, three-- it's over with
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die, furless scum
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Team Fortress 2
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Syd Sustain Feb 11, 2023 @ 12:13pm 
*puts up mirror to deflect comment from Amy (nick-name for amateru hour that implies femininity) so that it is redirected back to the gruesome, and putrid, slob from whence and where it came, before striking a match on my pristine cool cow boy boot, which I then lift gingerly to my face to light a TOBACCO FREE, herbal, cigar-ette, before chuckling...*

you were saying...?
amateur hour Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:43pm 
This man sucks the farts out of hamster buttholes!
Hellgasims Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:48am 
Happy Holidays ❤️🎄
amateur hour Jun 13, 2021 @ 3:44pm 
Ham Burger
fried pan pizza Jun 9, 2021 @ 7:04pm 
erm hamburger...:SpellingBee:
Hellgasims Jun 1, 2021 @ 7:41pm 
uncalled for but ok