I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and i can hold my breath for 10 minutes. To settle a wadger, i once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poision and then ran i mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and i can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man, and a rare Deepwwater Jew. A medical doctor and two preists have written and signed a document confirming that i have no soul.