The Seven Commandments
XIII: Thou shall not act in a noob like manner.
XIV: Thou shall not ask how to trade with Indians.
XVII: Thou shall not spam, go get yourself a girlfriend instead.
XVIII: Thou shall not wekek thy neighbour, unless it is really funny.
XIX: Thou shall include the most high Frank Zappa in thy avatar.
XX: Thou shall not question the origin nor validity of these commandments.
XXII: Thou shall not lost the game.