IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, I WOULD COME SAVE YOU BECAUSE I AM
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IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, I WOULD COME SAVE YOU BECAUSE I AM
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Ive been microwaving my underwear to warm them up for nearly 3 years and now i think i have testicular cancer.
Title basically says it all. I have bumps all over my balls and i'm afraid its cancer because i microwave my underwear. background: I been putting my wet underwear in the microwave instead of the dryer because of a few reasons - i like warm underwear. -and it dries quicker. And yes this is the same microwave my family eats from, i have no shame.

Lmao I'm Suma

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