Houston, Texas, United States
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
Miss_Unpopular Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:04am 

Merry Christmas!
Miss_Unpopular Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:33am 
I hope you wake up every day with joy for what you have. I hope you find pleasure in the little things, smell the flowers :flower_timen: you pass, and walk into the world with confidence and positivity. Just keep being you, my dear friend, and you’ll reach the stars! :shinealight:
Olin Dec 12, 2016 @ 11:52pm 
You always gotta let the last man go. It’s honorable. He’s the last guy to make it out of the bag. The warrior. He’s the last samurai man.
You have to give it some thought and wonder, how did this little m & m do it? How was he skilled enough to be the last m & m in the bag, out of all the other M & M’s in the bag? All the different colors. All the different sizes.I always let the last one go because he was the strongest, the swiftest, the smartest peanut out of the bunch. If you respect the candy, you gotta respect the nut.
Some people will call it science. Others will call it luck. I like to call it destiny. it was destiny combined with talent that made this little fella survive. Picture it. All of these other peanuts, some bigger than you, some faster than you, some smarter than you…all fighting to stay in the back of the bag when you turn it upside down to eat one of them. This little fella beat the odds. He deserves to be set free, just on moral obligation alone.
AdmiralNegatory Oct 25, 2016 @ 3:30am 
We call him The Pied Piper of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. His voice lures them all in
Duck Oct 7, 2016 @ 8:54am 
+rep chum is the bomb
dewey Aug 25, 2016 @ 10:11am 
hi chum