steed's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 1:13pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:59pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 10:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 11:03am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 12:12pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 1:07pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:39pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 4:04pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 5:29pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:32pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked May 10, 2015 @ 10:55am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 11:14am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 10:18am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:50pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:53pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked May 12, 2015 @ 10:52am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:37pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 10:33am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 11:08am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked May 15, 2015 @ 1:27pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:46pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked May 11, 2015 @ 2:06pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked May 12, 2015 @ 10:42am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked May 12, 2015 @ 12:17pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked May 15, 2015 @ 3:00pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked May 12, 2015 @ 12:04pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked May 12, 2015 @ 12:15pm

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

14 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

9 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

9 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

9 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

10 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

9 / 30