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Your high school math teacher's new philippine stepmon might not be spider-man
but she'd still shoot white stuff on him.

never let him know how lucky he is by telling him the truth

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If you are a nihilist or constantly having existential crisis.

You probably enjoy Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice Life or Me And the Birds by Duster

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Hey! You all stop calling the owner of this profile page racist!
He is not !!!

and here are the reasons:

1) He has dark hair in his No No Area
2)He's phone is most likely black
3)He loves BBC Big Black Co....

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Did you know why Issac Newton is known for " the guy who discovered gravity" and not for "the guy who invented gravity"?

Because he sucks and it's shown in his name

who t hell would name their kid "I suck“？

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Procrastinating？

Remember！ Getting things done only makes room for more things to come!

Dont leave your comfort zone！

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Life Hack 101
Did you know you can get free candy so easily?

Whenever you see a van parking down the street.
Don't be shy, go ask the owner if he's got any candy
He'd be lovely to invite you to his basement for free snacks, games, and free housing.

and you will get more if you are a kid or female.
and don't forget to mention that you have 2 kidneys, 1 liver, and 37 lungs!
and bronze 4 in League of Legends
and IQ 250
and no one is gonna look for you if you're missing