Suddenly there came a swagging
As of someone gangsta rapping
rapping at my chamber door
Quoth the raven, "swag galore"
- Edgar Allen Bro

Sometimes, when I'm alone I like to walk to the pond at the park dressed as a duck and throw whole loaves of bread at people passing by.

Whipped a 10 year old to death while dressed as Santa Clause, then blew up his friends and didn't get arrested. GG.

Someday Valve will make a strange cow mangler 5000 -Now owns strange collectors pro kill streak cow mangler. Thanks Valve.

"Evil doesn't come into the world with a spiked crown and cape, huge and fierce and terrible. Evil is really born in the small things. A cruel taunt, a forgotten visit, the childish urge to hit and hurt but these dark vortexes aren't something other, no...they're us. All the tiny evils we all perpetrate day after day gather and thicken in the psychic womb until they take shape and form. once we create them, they feed our own darkness back into us. So we create the shadows and the shadows create us, we all feed together. The end result is millions of small sins, billions of tiny evils twisting, twining and combining until they become a great serpent. A blight on the world that rises from the collective unconscious, towering over us and blocking out the light. Its so convenient to blame it all on some sneering, arrogant demon sitting on a fiery throne plotting to corrupt our souls, but if there is a devil, he's just another projection of our own sins."

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Drink BONK! Atomic Punch: now with isotopes.

Contents: water(irradiated), isotopes(unstable), nutmeg,high fructose corn syrup, high density corn syrup treacle,dehydrated ultra dense corn solids,beef stock(irradiated). WARNING: BONK! contains 11,000% the daily recommended allowance of sugar and 240,000 millirems above the annual recommended allowance of radiation exposure. May contain trace amounts of peanut oil. WARNING: Extended ingestion of BONK! may prohibit the body's ability to produce blood. If ingestion of BONK! causes teeth to fracture,chip,crack,fall out,explode or retreat violently into skull discontinue use and consult a physician. May cause fatal bowel blockage if taken orally. Do not expose BONK! to sunlight,moonlight,excessive heat,excessive cold,room temperature environments,or water. May affect the fetus in pregnant women or spontaneously grow one in the elderly. If applied accidentally to skin, remove section of skin immediately before rash spreads. Enjoy BONK! responsibly...or by the case.