Hey I'm ϟ ϟDerp
DO I Have To Read This?
Answer: Only FAQ's And FYI's You Can Also Scroll Down To See More

FYI:
Name: WhyShouldYouKnow?
Age: Why Should You Know??
Trade Offer:
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=167729951&token=FmEkHbah

FAQ:
Do you send links about gambling sites or fishy websites?
Answer: HELL NAW..Never respond or click links to fishy websites..
Do You Give Free Items?
Answer: Hell Naw..To The Naw Naw Naaaw..
Do You Accept Random Friend Invitations?
Answer: No, You Have To Tell Me Your Purpose
Will you still love me when nobody wants me around?
Answer: Yeah sure :)
Do You Look At Random Trades?
Answer: Yes, I Look At It..
Do You Accept Friend Invitation With Private Profile?
Answer: No, I don't accept people with private profiles. Unless I know you...
That's About It.

More Random Stuff:

: Bored, Checking Market, Chatting With Friends, Playing Non-Steam Games, and Just Being Online In General :ll (Feel Free To Chat With Me!!)
: I'm Doing Other Stuff Basically AFK (Feel Free To Leave A Message..I'll Get To It ASAP)
: I Am Offline, Browsing Steam Stuff, No Connection, At School or Sleeping (Feel Free To Leave A Message I'll Get to It ASAP)
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Shrek Is Love Shrek Is Life Parody
> I was only 10 years old.
> I loved TF2 so much, I had almost all the weapons I wanted.
> I would leave my computer on for hours, Just to get a few drops.
> Then I got my first hat, The gibus.
> Suddenly everything changed.
> I no longer cared about playing for fun, I only cared about the 'hats'
> I "borrowed" my mommys credit card and bought more hats.
> I had so many hats, I loved them all.
> But then someone traded me, I accepted.
> They offered an Unusual for all my hats.
> It was so sexy looking, I put up all my hats and traded.
> But no Unusual, He scammed me.
> I lost it all.
> I was so sad I cried for hours.
> Later that night I prayed to Gaben for my hats back.
> I went to bed after praying.
> I felt warm.
> I looked behind me, It was Gaben!
> He said "This is Gabe Newell" and handed me a Burning Team Captain.
> Then I woke up, I was wearing my Burning Team Captain and I was naked.
> I saw Gabe leave through the window, he looked back at me and winked.
> Hats are love. Hats are life.

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MY TIME HAS COME - Master Oogway
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