ϟ ϟDerpSpy
VianneyS   Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
 
 
READ MY DESCRIPTION FIRST!!

Hey I'm ϟ ϟDerp :spycon:

If You Are Wondering About The Trade Scam Sign In Direct Trade
Same Reason As This Guy :/ It's Sad Why The People Abuse It So Much
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3194823


DO I Have To Read This?
Answer: Only FAQ's And FYI's You Can Also Scroll Down To See More

FYI:
Name: WhyShouldYouKnow?
Age: Why Should You Know??


FAQ:
Do You Give Free Items?
Answer: Hell Naw..To The Naw Naw Naaaw..
Do You Accept Random Friend Invitations?
Answer: No, You Have To Tell Me Your Purpose
Do You Spam Chat?
Answer: Sometimes, If I Am Desperate I Have To
Do You Accept Random Trades?
Answer: Yes, I Have To Know What U Give?
Do You Accept Friend Invitation With Private Profile?
Answer: No, I don't accept people with private profile




That's About It.Thanks For Reading Stay Derpy :D[/h1]

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Currently Offline
Last Online 3 days ago
WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!!
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Hey I'm ϟ ϟDerp :spycon:
DO I Have To Read This?
Answer: Only FAQ's And FYI's You Can Also Scroll Down To See More

FYI:
Name: WhyShouldYouKnow?
Age: Why Should You Know??
Trade Offer:
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=167729951&token=FmEkHbah

FAQ:
Why Do You Have A Trade Scam Note In Direct Trade?
Answer: Because Someone Reported Me Because I Was Trying To Sell My P90 With Stickers For A Higher Price
Do You Give Free Items?
Answer: Hell Naw..To The Naw Naw Naaaw..
Do You Accept Random Friend Invitations?
Answer: No, You Have To Tell Me Your Purpose
Do You Spam Chat?
Answer: Sometimes, If I Am Desperate I Have To
Do You Look At Random Trades?
Answer: Yes, I Look At It..
Do You Accept Friend Invitation With Private Profile?
Answer: No, I don't accept people with private profile
Do You Join Raffle Groups?
Answer: Yes, I Do...LEL
That's About It.

More Random Stuff:

STEAM STATUS
Online: Bored, Checking Market, Chatting With Friends, Playing Non-Steam Games, and Just Being Online For Pete Davidson's SAKE!! (Feel Free To Chat With Me!!)
Away: I'm Doing Other Stuff Basically AFK (Feel Free To Leave A Message..I'll Get To It ASAP)
Looking To Play: I Don't Put This Up A Lot FYI..But If I Do I Am Bored With No One To Play With (Feel Free To Invite Me!!)
Looking To Trade: I Am Looking To Trade Some Of My Items (Send Me A Message If You Are Trying To Sell Stuff To Me Or Buy Stuff From Me) I Might Be AFK At Some Point So Leave A Message Or A Trade Offer
Busy: Same As Away But With More Stuff To Do (Feel Free To Leave A Message I'll Get To It ASAP)
Offline: I Am Offline, No Connection, At School or Sleeping (Feel Free To Leave A Message I'll Get to It ASAP)
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Shrek Is Love Shrek Is Life Parody
> I was only 10 years old.
> I loved TF2 so much, I had almost all the weapons I wanted.
> I would leave my computer on for hours, Just to get a few drops.
> Then I got my first hat, The gibus.
> Suddenly everything changed.
> I no longer cared about playing for fun, I only cared about the 'hats'
> I "borrowed" my mommys credit card and bought more hats.
> I had so many hats, I loved them all.
> But then someone traded me, I accepted.
> They offered an Unusual for all my hats.
> It was so sexy looking, I put up all my hats and traded.
> But no Unusual, He scammed me.
> I lost it all.
> I was so sad I cried for hours.
> Later that night I prayed to Gaben for my hats back.
> I went to bed after praying.
> I felt warm.
> I looked behind me, It was Gaben!
> He said "This is Gabe Newell" and handed me a Burning Team Captain.
> Then I woke up, I was wearing my Burning Team Captain and I was naked.
> I saw Gabe leave through the window, he looked back at me and winked.
> Hats are love. Hats are life.


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RAWR XD
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HEY I HEARD U LIKE DOGE..HERE HAVE ONE!!
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THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR MY PROFILE!!
THANKS FOR READING THROUGH EVERYTHING
:dallas::dallas:
34 Mar 21 @ 1:03am 
give free stuff man
$xXStaleBreadXx$ Feb 16 @ 9:31pm 
best steam description
Vonz12 Oct 19, 2017 @ 11:44pm 
Hey accept my add please :) i Want be your friend :)
ϟ ϟDerpSpy May 20, 2017 @ 10:24pm 
*Please Don't Ask For FREE Stuff If We Are NOT CLOSE FRIENDS..:steamfacepalm:
RipmaW Aug 1, 2016 @ 5:29am 
+rep the aim..........
ϟ ϟDerpSpy May 11, 2016 @ 2:33am 
Reason About My Trade Scam Note In Direct Trade Is In My Description..A Guy Posted In Steam Forum The Same Reason In The Forums..Hope You Guys Understand :D And Not Hate Me FOr The Trade Scam Note :D Thanks For Reading This Note Stay Derpy :D