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Otto's irresistible dance is an enchantment spell that forces the subject to dance. It was presumably developed by Otto.

Effect

The subject feels an undeniable urge to dance and begins doing so, complete with foot shuffling and tapping. The dance makes it impossible for the subject to do anything other than caper and prance, and makes it impossible to use a shield.

Your beard grows and turns to pure and magically hardened silver, increasing the armor bonus of your armor by +2. If you do not have a beard, you grow one for the duration of this spell (even if you are a creature that cannot normally grow a beard, such as an elf or a female human). You get a +2 circumstance bonus on Diplomacy checks against dwarves. Repeated uses of this spell eventually result in your beard turning a natural silver color (if you cannot normally grow a beard, this secondary effect does not occur).

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