Funny quotes I hear or pass by my head:
"Sex with a female contortionist must be fantastic" -spiderodoom
"How does a Mattress company stay in business?"
"There has to be an autistic savant at CSGO, there has to be"
"Whos watches the Watchmen?"
"What if Dogs destroy shoes because it's what we put on before leaving them?"
"The word Sims upside down is still swims"