I have the ability to do absurd things, but the monkey's paw effect is that everything I do seems absurd anyways.

Speaking of absurd, someone's apparently catfishing with a yassified picture of me, apparently. I'll have you know that it is 100% me actually and definitely, truly. Everything they say and do is me. Please let me know what highjinks I get up to, k? I'm very curious, tbh..