Recent reviews by softlock

unironically one of the best horror games ive played so far

9/10 , play if you can and support the devs :)

poop

beautiful game

Boy oh boy, where do I even begin. Peggle… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you launch that little ball into the pegs and strike fear into the orange ones. Your silky smooth bounces off impossible angles, and that gorgeous last-second clear. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to see the words “OUT OF BALLS” again.

You had humble beginnings—simple pegs, simple dreams—but you never gave up hope. You are amazing off the board too: the music swells, the screen glows, and suddenly everything in my life feels okay. Sometimes I even call you dad.

I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day I might finally uninstall you. I would sacrifice my own sanity if it meant landing one more perfect long shot that clears the board with a single ball. You have given me so much joy, and so much heartbreak over the years. I remember missing an orange peg by one pixel and feeling my soul leave my body.

But a tear still fell from my right eye when the “EXTREME FEVER” music kicked in, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. All I ever wanted was that last orange peg to fall. And then alas—you did it. My sweet baby board was cleared, fireworks exploded, and I rejoiced.

Some levels were hard years for us, Peggle. Very hard years. But then you made history happen. One ball. One bounce. A miracle shot off the wall, into the bucket, clearing everything. I was crying, bawling even, as the choir sang and my glorious king whispered, “ODE TO JOY.”

Not only have you changed casual gaming forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the GOAT. My GOAT.

I love you, pookie bear. My glorious king. Peggle. 🟠✨

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peakest of peak

i screamed so loud on the darkrooms / poolrooms level.



good game

huggy wuggy hugged me as a minor

this game made me a victim