Wendy Crumplefondue
Wendy Crumplefondue
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Every Thursday, she'd host what she called “Cheddar Chats,” where she'd talk to various cheeses like they were guests on a daytime panel show. “Now listen here, Roquefort,” she once said to a wedge with alarming blue veins, “you can’t keep turning up late to rehearsals smelling like a wet goat in a sauna!” Her neighbours were concerned, especially after she built a hammock for a particularly laid-back Red Leicester named Barry. But Wendy didn’t care. As she always said, “You haven’t truly lived until a block of Double Gloucester’s given you life advice during a thunderstorm.”
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Every Thursday, she'd host what she called “Cheddar Chats,” where she'd talk to various cheeses like they were guests on a daytime panel show. “Now listen here, Roquefort,” she once said to a wedge with alarming blue veins, “you can’t keep turning up late to rehearsals smelling like a wet goat in a sauna!” Her neighbours were concerned, especially after she built a hammock for a particularly laid-back Red Leicester named Barry. But Wendy didn’t care. As she always said, “You haven’t truly lived until a block of Double Gloucester’s given you life advice during a thunderstorm.”
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Wendy likes cheese
Wendy loves cheese so much she once tried to marry a wheel of Stilton in a registry office in Basingstoke — full veil, bouquet, and a best man made entirely out of Mini Babybels. She claims she’s lactose intolerant, but only emotionally — says she cries every time she sees a mature cheddar because it reminds her of her ex, Colin, who was, coincidentally, also crumbly and kept in the fridge. Tuesdays are reserved for brie whispering, and she insists Gouda cured her verrucas.
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May 31, 2020 @ 8:17am 
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+rep Friendly, Peaceful, Good player and funny too<3:lunar2020confidentrooster:
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Apr 2, 2020 @ 10:21am 
+rep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh46m46XT9w
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Jan 23, 2020 @ 10:37am 
rumours going round he killed a cat with a spade
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Jan 20, 2020 @ 1:05pm 
+rep skitz C U N T