this is how I look afterwards, you could place bets on it. 100% of the time, that's how I come out of the purple pill.
don't believe me? sounds too good to be true? just try it dummy. you can come over and use my purple pill that's okay with me.
but don't cry if the whole experience is overwhelmingly emotional for you, I hate tears. tears are pollution, and I dont allow pollution in my condo.

what would babushka think