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The "Couric" is the international standard unit of measurement for mass weight of faeces according to The European Faecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich, which keeps track of the authenticity of world record ♥♥♥♥♥.
One "Couric" equates to approximately two and a half pounds of excrement.
The previous record was held by Fallout 76, prematurely sharted out of Todd Howard's anus in October of 2018, weighing in at an impressive 69 Courics, touted as being 4 times the size and 16 times the detail of the last record holding turd.

It became evident in early November 2021 that the record for worlds largest excrement was undoubtedly going to change hands... After 15 months brewing in the Megacolon of Dice/EA, experts in the field were predicting over 95 Courics since catching a glimpse of their intestinal creation crowning during early inspections.
The early signs were promising, with Dice/EA delivering Battlefield 2042 in late November 2021, finger-poo-painting their name in the history books with an astonishing 122 Courics of pure manure followed by a devastating poonami of amniotic poo fluid, dousing their loyal fans and supporters who believed in them from day one, in a yellowish-brown muck.

It is with the greatest of honour that I present to Dice/EA, on behalf of The European Faecal Standards & Measurements Board, the official world record title for Battlefield 2042, to hereby be recognised as the; "Worlds Biggest Piece of ♥♥♥♥".
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Phantom Apr 25, 2020 @ 2:40pm 
GRYBAI Aug 15, 2016 @ 4:44am 
+rep good trader
Doofy Jun 30, 2016 @ 9:33pm 
+rep for dingo ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke ;)