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I sexually Identify as a Packet of Pringles. Ever since I was a young chip I dreamed of trapping people’s hands and morbidly deforming them beyond recognition as they tried to go for my delicious core. People say to me that a person being a packet of pringles is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install long tubular cannisters, a plastic cap and crunchy goodness in me. From now on I want you guys to call me "Xtra Kickin’" and respect my right to taste delicious and cause addiction. If you can't accept me you're a pringophobe and need to check your snack privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as a sexual identification classification. Ever since I was younger I dreamed of being a classification of sexual identifications. People say to me that a person being a sexual identification classification is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install specific classifications of sexual identifications all over my body, and my picture put next to sexual identifications in the dictionary. If you can't accept me you're a Sexual-Identification-phobe and need to check your classification privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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alright, i'm tilted now.

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