shellnut
United States
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last played on May 4
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last played on May 2
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last played on Apr 28
Oct 14, 2025 @ 9:42pm 
shellnut Nov 12, 2020 @ 8:45pm
pick up a football
Mar 29, 2025 @ 1:31am 
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Jul 23, 2024 @ 1:24pm 
Norm: AH! What's that?!

Chloe: Progress. It's the new norm!

🎵 The new norm ain't the same as the old norm. 🎵

Norm: I'm the old norm! I want normal beer.

beep WARNING! WARNING! PERIMETER REACHED!

Norm: Ugh. It's your fault I got house arrest!

Chloe: You're the one who threatened the school board!

Norm: I gently suggested-

Chloe: Yelled-

Norm: -they stop brainwashing my daughter that girls aren't girls and men aren't men.

Chloe: Sometimes they're neither. Or both. Or furry and dressed like dogs

Dog pisses on Norm

Norm: Ow!

Janice enters

Norm: Janice!

Janice steps aside, revealing Chaz Audience cheers

Norm: What's that?

beep WARNING! OFFENSIVE!

Chaz: Actually, “that” is one of my pronouns. Also they, them and… me!

Chloe: You're… non-binary?

Norm: How do you know that word?
May 31, 2024 @ 1:31pm 
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May 2, 2024 @ 5:54pm 
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Jan 20, 2024 @ 8:27pm 
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