Professional soy product influenced reviewer.

Need to look at a game from the perspective of a man with no hope to keep his wife happy on his own?
Look no further, you've found the right spot. Not only do I guarantee that I drink 1 liter of soy prior to, but I also promise to drink soy while reviewing these games.
It is this promise that let's you know I am a truthful and honest game reviewer.
I mean, what can you not trust about a 9-5 honest working, soy-loving-boyfriend-keeps-my-wife-happy-and-our-marriage-together-kinda-man?