Shallex
 
 
8th army divison, i was one of the troops , you need to respect me more listen while you spceial snowflakes were out there you know being sjws, i was over there fighting for your freedom
i gotta practice this isnt really that funny but i have to practice because in 2018 i am gonna make a serious stolen valor , thats how i think im gonna come up with most of my income
because they get discounts at restaurants they get people shaking your hand all the time listen i dont want to impersonate a veteran but they get so much respect and i dont get enough
respect i just dont its honestly its honestly true i dont get the respect i deserve so im gonna have to put on a military uniform to get it and they always do these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things cause ive
done it a couple times ive put on the uniform a couple times and you know you get you always get these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who come up to you and go ' yeah i was a troop, you dont look like a
troop, what were you in '' right these people cause they can tell , the real guys who were in the army can tell ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man honestly im not here trying to make a dollar dont
come up listen do i come up to you when your at work and knock the ♥♥♥♥ out of youre mouth ??? dont heckel me when im trying to you know have the waitress pay for my meal at olive
garden this is the kind of the thing this is the perks that troops get unwarranted i mean compared to me i have taken so many so much ♥♥♥♥ lost a tv show listen you might have been over
there you mighta had some part of your body blown off i lost a tv show ok im not doing so well either i need a little bit of honor and im not getting it when i go to best buy or chipotle im
not getting the honor that i require except for the handful of times where ive gone in full military uniform and then ive gotten quite a bit of honor but theres always these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who come up to you and they say hey man i was in the army you don't look like you were in the army what division were you with so this is my advice this is perfect advice for
shutting down those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ first of all what you wanna do is you wanna just make it clear that you are in a superior position you wanna make it clear that you outrank them
what are they a private ? i dont know the ranks i dont know what they are i should probably study the ranks if i want to do this seriously but in all seriousness you know they werent a
general so just ask them what rank were you and theyll come back and theyll say i was a lieutenant and so you just say that youre one above that ok you say youre a sergeant or a corporal
or whatever the ♥♥♥♥♥ above lieutenant and then you say and then you talk to them like a drill instructor because even though theyre wearing civilian clothes the army life is never over so
you say something like you say yeah well i was a corporal did i authorize you to take that ♥♥♥♥????? did you just ♥♥♥♥? ???? i smell ♥♥♥♥!!! something like that you know in the walmart or
wherever it is that theyve confronted you and eventually theyll leave you alone thats what ive found but 2018 im gonna be studying im gonna learn what the ranks are im gonna get an
authentic uniform probably buy that on ebay and im gonna start masquerading around as a troop and thats my plan thats my plan for making money and hopefully you know none of these
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are gonna come up to me and bug me about it okay i respect the troops but you know you cant come up to a guy when hes trying to make a buck and basically ♥♥♥♥
block him out of you know his little scheme that hes running so thats where im at everybody i hope youre in a good place i hope youre in a safe place thats it for now

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invasion of dod_normandy 14th marine ranger battalion server 2007
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sprekka May 28 @ 12:59am 
not accepting my friend invite >:(
Blöcky_Luke May 24 @ 3:15pm 
gai
Doctor Nachos May 23 @ 10:31pm 
LMAO I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP
RedLetterDay May 2 @ 8:05am 
@Dr. Simon Glass yeah yeah, get fecal'd on kid...
Shallex May 2 @ 5:57am 
+rep funny little creature says weird words that entertain me after i kill him a lot