Tzar
Jason
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
Tzar was the inevitable result of the dark machinations of a fiendish Demon who enticed one of the Seven Death Lords into a tryst with a particularly amorous duck.
Tzar has honed his ability to fall down when drunk into an artform, and has been known to giggle inanely after partaking of some herbal cigarettes.
Beware his wrath! Because he might not see you, especially if drunk, and his wrath drives like a tank, he has been known to run over puppies with it.
Tzar was the inevitable result of the dark machinations of a fiendish Demon who enticed one of the Seven Death Lords into a tryst with a particularly amorous duck.
Tzar has honed his ability to fall down when drunk into an artform, and has been known to giggle inanely after partaking of some herbal cigarettes.
Beware his wrath! Because he might not see you, especially if drunk, and his wrath drives like a tank, he has been known to run over puppies with it.
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rattbag Aug 30, 2010 @ 10:19pm 
That's the most epic bio ever.
Tzar for Prime Minister!