Nice guy. Big fan.

you can see the pain in his vein

Listen, I’ve seen big people before. I’ve seen linebackers, bodybuilders. But THIS man? This is something else. This person is so dangerously large that when he walks, GPS satellites adjust their readings. The ground doesn’t just shake, seismologists file reports.

I once saw him sit on a couch, and the couch let out what I can only describe as a death rattle. The springs shot out like bullets. The furniture store now sells that spot as a crater exhibit.

Planes don’t have weight limits. THEY have his weight limit. He stepped on a scale once, and it just displayed a single tear.

Overall, 10/10, absolute unit! But if you invite him over, reinforce your floors and take out disaster insurance.

He not only sent violent threats of terrorism to my postbox, he also went and commit those disgusting acts and now me and my family have resorted to living in a homeless shelter just to avoid any more of his attacks. Cruel cruel being...

Racist, transphobic, homophobic, fatphobic. Told me he will shove a pineapple so far up my ass they will have to relocate Spongebob to there. Not a single day goes by without him telling me I am his 'kitten' and honestly? It scares me. Boosep, whoever you are, whatever you are, please seek help.

this guy has RUINED my life!!!!!!!!!!! he has gaslit, maniuplated and ruined me!!!!!!!!!!!! this man will ruin your home life, your work life, your dating life. he has infiltrated my entire life. SEND HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!