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10 minutes = $20
30 minutes = $40
1-3 hour = $70
4-6 hours = $100
10+ hours = $300
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1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least TWO meals a day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
6. Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
7. No lying to Daddy.
8. Respect Daddy
9. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
10. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
11. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!
12. No drinking without permission.
13. No drugs.
14. No eating after 8 pm.
15. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy.
Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.
Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a fighting stick and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a keyboard then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL MEN: Guilty Gear is not a real game. Yu-Gi-Oh is not a real game. Melty Blood is not a real game. Dragon Ball FighterZ is not a real game. Smash is not a real game. Fighting games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.