Melon Specter
Scott Todd   Bedford, Texas, United States
 
 
It's :gmod::A::Y::TheD::A::Y:, fellas!

I eat ass for a living, don't @ me.
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Last Online 1 hrs, 7 mins ago
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Melon and his kids
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Personal info:
Name: Scott
Age: Wow!
Gender: Male
Orientation: Homoflexible <--- bitches really love this word, so I put it in bold.
Height: 6' 2" or 188 cm

Links:
- BDSM Test [bdsmtest.org]
- F-List [www.f-list.net]
- Personality Type (INFP-T) [www.16personalities.com]

My current jam(s):
Amir Obe - WISH YOU WELL
Brittney Spears - Gimme More
YNW Melly - Murder On My Mind
Bastille - No Angels (literally the best)
Updated 3/12/2018

OC Info:

Name: Melon Xavier Specter
Race: Pegasus
Coat Color: Ruby
Mane/Tail Color (Two-Tone): Crusoe and Forest Green
Eye Color: Lawn Green
Sex: Stallion
Age: 29
Sexuality: Bisexual
Nationality: Scottish
Cutiemark: A Watermelon slice

Short Biography: Born on a melon farm, Melon lived a humble life before he joined Celestia's Royal Guard at the age of 18. He served as a castle guard for 8 years before he was honorably discharged. As of now, he has returned to his farming roots on his family's melon farm. He is the father of Torcall and Melina Specter.

Note: Mild drinker.

Puns:

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
"I see," said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

Quotes:

Lieutenant Colonel Todd: Welcome to the :steamsalty:Salty Spitoon:steamsalty:. How tough are ya?
QuetzalKhaos: How tough am I?
QuetzalKhaos: HOW TOUGH AM I
QuetzalKhaos: I go to http://disneychannel.com
Lieutenant Colonel Todd: So?
QuetzalKhaos: Without asking for permission
Lieutenant Colonel Todd: Oh, uh, go right ahead

Cor Français: Welcome to the :steamsalty:Salty Spitoon:steamsalty:. How tough are ya?
Fixtional: i had a bowl of nails for breakfast
Cor Français: So?
Fixtional: without any milk
Cor Français: Oh, uh, go right ahead

Need something to cheer you up? Try one of these:
Bob Ross Remixed
Mister Rogers Remixed
Mr. Pink Song
Why is the Rum Gone? - Remix
Who Likes To Party? - Kevin MacLeod
The Longest Time - Billy Joel
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One of the most engaging games that Rockstar has released in recent years. I bought this when it came out for the 360, and I bought it again as I switched to PC gaming, and for good reason. The face capture they used was ahead of its time and still holds up well today. Cases are intriguing and full of action, and if you ever feel like exploring, there's plenty to do. There's never a dull moment in L.A. Noire, and I look forward to buying the VR version of it as soon as I get a headset.


Edit: Honestly hoping this game gets GOTY

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Halo Jun 13 @ 8:07am 
*double dab*
Bytewave Jun 10 @ 3:33pm 
big homo
Melon Specter Jun 10 @ 1:10pm 
AAAAAAAAAAAA
MC-RARITY Jun 10 @ 5:48am 
+REP AND BOOP):ponyisland:
HyperlyBola Jun 10 @ 2:40am 
when you have 15 friends in common
orengeˢ May 30 @ 12:09pm 
Bob