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1 person found this review helpful
107.1 hrs on record (92.6 hrs at review time)
unga bunga
-Bardock 2018
Posted November 19, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
339.3 hrs on record (53.0 hrs at review time)
fight kids in a bo3 to earn virtual points to lengthen your virtual dong just to have it shaved off by some nerd who cheeses you out.

really just a battle for the biggest virtual dong

my virtual dong is small af
Posted February 20, 2016. Last edited December 18, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
29.1 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
With slowed down gameplay, a removal of advanced tecniques, a lack of combos, and improved defensive options, Brawlhalla fell short of it's prequel, Meleehalla, and the competitive community never truly accepted it as a Halla game

The upcoming release of Halla 4, there was once again hope for the competitve community to florish in a new game full of new tecniques and it's own combos. However neither game shall ever compete with Meleehalla.
Posted August 20, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
115.8 hrs on record (34.1 hrs at review time)
191 Minutes / 1000+ would play again
Posted July 15, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
After over 150 hours of CS:GO this game is possibly the worst way they could've attemted a f2p clone of sorts. Extremly p2w and so clogged with mechanics that don't make sense that is it embarrasing. You may have fun playing it, but that is short lived when you realized how underpowered you are without any money (which you earn at an extremly slow pace in game.) If you own Counter-Strike don't even bother, and if you don't own Counter-Strike, you are better off buying atleast CS:GO.
Posted January 17, 2014. Last edited March 26, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
53.6 hrs on record (39.5 hrs at review time)
This game is by far one of my favourites. You can move so fast and it is so skill based that even with the weapons you can buy (which you can earn in game) don't make it pay to win. It may be discouraging playing against the veterans at first, but if you keep playing you will have a hell of a lot of fun. Sadly this game was dropped by it's devs and has lost a lot of it's activity but I still think it remains a fun game and there is no reason not to try it out.
Posted January 6, 2014.
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