Snooping as usual I see

walling little sandman

bozo

"It's always been a dream of mine, ever since I was in high school. I have a strong sex drive. I love ♥♥♥♥♥. I love women. I have a strong passion for women. I thought it was something unique being that most guys fantasize about it at one point or another but there is not too many that will take the time to go out and do it. It's not as easy as it seems."

Guido was begging with all he had for me to stop where I was. But I couldn't. "MY BEST FRIEND AND ONLY COMPANION IN THIS COLD, HARD WORLD IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEEEEEEB!!!" I shouted as I fell from the window. I closed my eyes, cursing the world and it's maker, awaiting to see either the pearly gates or the depths of hell.
But when I opened my eyes, I was met with another sight. I was lying in my backyard, alive and uninjured. Before rational though took over I cursed the skies. Then I realized what had broken my fall. I look down, revealing that I had landed on a pillow. A body sized pillow. With an scantily clad anime girl on it. The sheer horror of the realization made me uncontrollably ♥♥♥♥ my pants. I then noticed a figure crouched over us. It spoke to me. "Join me. We can finally be happy." The figure stepped into the light from the open window above us. It was Guido.

mf is smurfing, what a loser