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19 of 45 (42%) achievements earned:
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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 5:23pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 5:22pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 5:22pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 5:12am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 4:21am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 5:57pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 12:26pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Feb 2 @ 8:02pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 11:04am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 5:51pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 3:18pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:57am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 4:53pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 4:53pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 6:29pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 10:05pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 5:58pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 2:57pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 5:58pm



Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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