If you're caught gooning, you will be:

Bonked with the Holy Bonk Stick 🪓

Sent to digital jail (a Discord server with no roles) ⛓️

Forced to touch grass under supervision 🌱🕵️

This is not a threat. This is a public service announcement. We are protecting your soul. Your grandma would be disappointed. Your goldfish already is. 🐟

So put down the lotion. Close the 12 tabs. Reopen a book. Reconnect with your ancestors. And remember:

Stay safe. Stay normal. And for the love of all things wholesome… STOP. THE. GOON.

THIS GUY WAS CAUGHT GOONING

🚨⚠️ NO GOONING ALLOWED ⚠️🚨

We see you. 👀 Yeah, you. Sitting there, eyes glazed over, drool on your chin, staring at 47 tabs of unspeakable material. THAT’S RIGHT. You thought we wouldn’t notice?? You thought you could just enter this sacred space with your goon brain fully activated?? Think again, champion. 🛑

There will be zero tolerance for any behavior that includes:

Staring at pixels for 4+ hours 🧑‍💻

Whispering sweet nothings to your screen 💻❤️

Making weird noises like “oooohhhhhhh yesssssssss” into the void 🎧

Becoming one with the chair in an act of spiritual degeneration 🪑💀

-rep stinky AND smelly

Hey

this guy is a dumb ♥♥♥♥♥

Only 6 year old account ez ez ez ez ez