You motherclucker. I was having incredibly passionate pecks with my hot girlfriend, because I can get girls because I'm not a socially ducktarded cluckwit like you. Anyway, I was clucking her, and it was incredible. She was screaming my name and slapping my beak and calling me "Uncle Big Duck", just how I like it, when I remembered your stupid clucking comment . My duck immediately became rubber, so rubber in fact, that I couldn't find it. I clucking hate you, you clucking chickpeeaboo. I used to give pimple faced ducks like you beakjobs in high school when I wasn't busy being the captain of the football team and clucking all the cheerleaders. My girl wanted to know why my huge, perfectly shaped duck went rubber like a scared little duckling, so I told her about your stupid comment.

And guess what, you cluck stain? She got duck cancer, duck-pression, and GOOSE AIDS from hearing the vocal duck-bortion you called that comment. You better hope my duck duck never becomes goose again, because the second it does, I'm going to consensually hate cluck your mom in her stupid looking face (). And she'll clucking love it. There's a reason why my name is Chad Thundercluck .

An absolute waste of time.

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see spuds playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a food thing honestly im like really against eating and like ill be the one in the kitchen being sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx