I deny the existence of any Deadpool fetish or clones. Cease your investigations!

Dear Pure & Balanced,

Your Deadpool fetish is overshadowed only by your propensity for crass humour. Your humour is so crass in fact that George Carlin has risen from his grave beneath Papa John's to demand of you a duel by genitalia. He may have difficulty however as the opposition will be your sheer number of account clones no doubt trampling each other and bystanding old ladies like Karen trying to buy the last clearanced M&Ms in the Easter section at Wal-Mart.

Yours Sincerely,
Mussolini's Boyfriend

Bring on the hate mail!