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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 8:55am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 8:16am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 9:32am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked May 21, 2022 @ 10:21am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 10:35am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 7:39am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 7:10am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 6:49am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 8:44am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 8:24am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 9:43am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 11:50am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 9:00am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 9:40am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 8:50am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 1:59pm



The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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