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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 11:20am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked May 21 @ 6:17pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 6:25pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:45pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 9:04pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 10:32am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 9:51am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 11:22am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 11:04pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked May 21 @ 12:29pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 8:21am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 9:43pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 8:56am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:43am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 9:50am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 8:22pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 9:47am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 10:31pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 10:31pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 11:06am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 12:30pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 10:26am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 11:23am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 8:01am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 4:05pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked May 25 @ 2:22pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 6:27pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 9:02pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 6:28pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 10:38am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 4:33pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 10:31am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 9:41pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:05pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 6:19pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked May 21 @ 6:05pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 5:21pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked May 21 @ 5:54pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked May 21 @ 5:44pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 7:54pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:43pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked May 21 @ 1:23pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked May 23 @ 1:52pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked May 25 @ 2:22pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked May 19 @ 10:28am

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Unlocked May 27 @ 3:50pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked May 29 @ 12:24pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked May 21 @ 12:03pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked May 27 @ 10:57am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked May 23 @ 10:25am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked May 25 @ 1:48pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked May 27 @ 1:39pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked May 23 @ 1:50pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked May 27 @ 1:07pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked May 29 @ 12:08pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked May 25 @ 2:04pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked May 23 @ 11:29am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 10:47pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:24pm



Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)