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This game was delayed several times and somehow the developers ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.
The games combat system revolves around a combo system which is not very enjoyable.
Game is very slow paced for a platformer in my opinion, and the combo system only makes it slower. This game is also known to have frame rate drops.
I couldn't get the game to work on Windows 10 and had to use Windows 7 just to play this game.
Its awful
I find it hard to imagine that so much money (about 4 million dollars) was put into this game. Its absolute garbage.
Voice acting is awful, and I imagine a lot of the money was wasted in voice acting

Dont buy it.

Well, talk about addicting. Even with just 1 hour, I can't stop. Its the perfect combination of fun and boredom that somehow works. You drive a truck from point A to point B. Sounds boring, right? But somehow it's fun. Also it has DLC.

For an early access game, this is really good. Now, I don't play many Zombie or FPS games, but this is amazing. Great variety of classes, maps, and much more. If this could be opened up to the workshop, this could be more amazing than it os already. Truly a great game.

Town of Salem is an intense game of lying, murder, secrets, Meme related names, and sick plays. There are villagers trying to get rid of the evil Mafia members and Serial killer, and vice versa. Meanwhile, the neutral roles try to mess with everyone. It might sound simple and dumb, but when you play it, you get hooked.

When I saw "Super Crate Box" I thought this was some Super Meat Boy clone or something. So I install the game, and get thrown into whatever this is. I don't know how to describe it. First of, the title tells you nothing. When you see a title, you should be able to understand something from it. But not this. There is no story for this. No introduction, no nothing. It drops you in and says "Here's the game, here's the controls, have fun your welcome". The game isn't even that fun. I got bored with it in not even an hour. Also the frisbee sucks.

If you've never heard of this game, one may think "Ugh, another FPS" or "Cool! Another FPS to add to my FPS collection!". One may think it's just a CoD clone, another boring FPS, or other things. That was my first though, before I heard, seen, or played the game. When I got on my first ever game, I knew instantly that this was nothing that I thought it would be. And you would probably think the same thing. I grew my way up from a "Gibus Pyrovision cheeky scrub" to a man who constantly buys Tour of Duty Tickets trying to get Botkills, Killstreak Kits, and Aussies. You may have not understood what I said, so in a nutshell; It's fun.