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Bradypus Tridactylus   Canakkale, Turkey
 
 
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ZooBopin.™ Jun 17, 2023 @ 10:21pm 
Stay in silver bud
S L O T H L Y F E Jun 2, 2023 @ 7:43pm 
*DEAD* Farmer Brendon‎ : OKAY
*DEAD* Farmer Brendon‎ : sloth
*DEAD* Farmer Brendon‎ : you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brown streak in your pants
*DEAD* Farmer Brendon‎ : go chew on some leather

Player: S L O T H L Y F E - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "Farmer Brendon" - 105 in 2 hits
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Farmer Brendon‎ : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ donkey
Farmer Brendon‎ : sorry
Farmer Brendon‎ : that was toxic
S L O T H L Y F E‎ : i dont wear pants
S L O T H L Y F E‎ : because i am a sloth
S L O T H L Y F E‎ : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
8Bit May 30, 2023 @ 7:07pm 
litterly just scrammed me for 3 legendary awp redlines and did not return them to me after i asked very nicely - rep
Case Feb 2, 2023 @ 10:04pm 
Hello, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Community, my 43 year old brother, has recently taken interest in this game. We first found out when he walked downstairs while our cousins, 6 and 8 were watching Ice Age on the family TV, he used his phone to cast the Rio 2022 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive major, when we asked him why he did that he said proudly that if Team Liquid won against Heroic he would win a large sum of £2000. They lost. We then went upstairs, where we saw his "battlestation", he had Counter-Strike: Global Offensive open where we saw his backpack, it contained multiple items which when we researched had values of over £1500 per item. He had recently gone through a divorce, we hadn't heard from his ex-wife but he had said that he had been gaming "too much" for her liking but he described his hobby as minor.
Case Feb 2, 2023 @ 10:04pm 
We had also been aware of minor financial issues he was plagued with which his wife supposedly blamed on his "epic skills" and his recent successes in the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Face It Silver League.

We then took note of his twitch page, later we saw a notification on our phones, he was live, we watched in horror as he systematically unlocked 5000 cases hours on end receiving skins that he described as "worthless 3 pence trash", googling case prices he had spent £15000 on them. We are planning an intervention, so we now humbly ask the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Community to help us pull him out of this hole, we have decided to kick him out due to his constant screaming in a mixture of polish and russian usually occurring at 1-3 am in the morning. We also ask if there is rehab for addiction to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Thank you for your time.
S L O T H L Y F E Feb 1, 2023 @ 12:26pm 
Stop lying Julix you fúckin scammer